I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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