I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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