if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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