me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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