Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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