just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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