what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize