I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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