We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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