So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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