she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.