Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?