Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she peed on how many people?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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