I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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