This girl is more easily done than said...
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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