Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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