the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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