Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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