What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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