Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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