Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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