That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
