i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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