just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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