i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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