we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Randomize
