I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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