And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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