whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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