Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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