Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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