ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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