If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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