He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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