I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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