And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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