You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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