i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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