first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dick very happy bro
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