Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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