is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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