Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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