Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
