nut hugger
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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