Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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