He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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