We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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