hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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