so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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