you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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