dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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