does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
