This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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