Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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