The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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