we're blogging at a bar
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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