This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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